Jonas Brother (4) - Week Of April 20, 2019

Welcome back to my review. Not much has happened this week but at least I finally got the countdown post done. Now, here’s our line exit.

• Grandson – Apologize (#39)

Last Week's #1 Song: Jonas Brothers – Sucker

The Countdown

45. Imagine Dragons – Natural (#44)

44. Khalid/Normani – Love Lies (#45)

43. Maren Morris – GIRL (#42)

42. Post Malone/Swae Lee – Sunflower (#43)

41. 5 Seconds Of Summer – Youngblood (#37)

40. Cardi B/Bruno Mars – Please Me (#41)

39. Kelsea Ballerini – Miss Me More (#34)

38. Lil Nas X/Billy Ray Cyrus – Old Town Road (DEBUT)

37. Ariana Grande – Thank U, Next (#38)

36. FLETCHER – Undrunk (#40)

35. Benny Blanco/Halsey/Khalid – Eastside (#33)

34. Anne-Marie – 2002 (#36)

33. Austin Brown – In Betweenin' (#30)

32. Ciara – Thinkin Bout You (#31)

31. Twenty One Pilots – Chlorine (#20)

30. Jake Miller – Wait For You (#35)

29. Ariana Grande – 7 Rings (#15)

28. Dan + Shay – Tequila (#26)

27. Post Malone – Wow (#23)

26. Yungblud/Halsey/Travis Barker – 11 Minutes (#24)

25. Ally Brooke – Low Key (#21)

24. Marshmello/CHVRCHES – Here With Me (#32)

23. Lizzo – Juice (#27)

22. Dean Lewis – Be Alright (#18)

21. Khalid – Better (#17)

20. Avril Lavigne/Nicki Minaj – Dumb Blonde (#28)

19. Lil Peep/iLoveMakonnen/Fall Out Boy – I've Been Waiting (#29)

18. Lady Gaga/Bradley Cooper – Shallow (#14)

17. Lauv/Troye Sivan – I'm So Tired (#13)

16. P!nk – Walk Me Home (#22)

15. Ariana Grande – Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored (#25)

14. Imagine Dragons – Bad Liar (#16)

13. Alec Benjamin – Let Me Down Slowly (#8)

12. Bebe Rexha – Last Hurrah (#19)

11. Marshmello/Bastille – Happier (#6)

10. Ellie Goulding/Diplo – Close To Me (#7)

  9. Dan + Shay – Speechless (#12)

  8. Sam Smith/Normani – Dancing With A Stranger (#11)

  7. Panic! At The Disco – High Hopes (#10)

  6. The Chainsmokers/Kelsea Ballerini – This Feeling (#9)

  5. Halsey – Without Me (#5)

  4. The Chainsmokers/5 Seconds Of Summer – Who Do You Love (#4)

  3. Panic! At The Disco – Hey Look Ma, I Made It (#2)

  2. Ava Max – Sweet But Psycho (#3)

  1. Jonas Brothers – Sucker (#1) [4th Week At #1]

#1 Song This Week One Year Ago: Zedd/Maren Morris/Grey – The Middle (7)

Biggest DROP!!!... Of The Week: Ariana Grande – 7 Rings (–14)

Biggest Jump Of The Week: Tie Between Lil Peep/iLoveMakonnen/Fall Out Boy – I've Been Waiting green and Ariana Grande – Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored (+10)

New Entrants:

We only have one new entrant to talk about. Our only entrant this week is Lik Nas X collaborating with Billie Rae Cyrus with Old Town Road. This song sucks like a lot. It usually talks about horses and I’m not even a fan horses in the first place. It’s really basic as well. I honestly think that Hits 1 will underrate this song but we’ll see.

HitBound:

• Jennifer Lopez/French Montana – Medicine
• Alec Benjamin – If We Have Each Other
• Kygo/Valerie Broussard – Think About You
• Jordan McGraw – Flexible
• The Chainsmokers – Kills You Slowly
• Jonas Brothers – Cool
• SZA/The Weeknd/Travis Scott – Power Is Power (DEBUT)
• Panic! At The Disco – Dancing's Not A Crime
• MAX/Quinn XCII – Love Me Less
• Billie Eilish – Bad Guy (DEBUT)
• Louis Tomlinson – Two Of Us
• Ava Max – So Am I
• BTS/Halsey – Boy With Luv
• lovelytheband – Maybe, I'm Afraid
• Bazzi – Paradise (DEBUT)

Power Is Power has a great production, Bad Guy is good for Billie Eilish standards, and I like Paradise in a weird way.

Top 5 HitBound:

1. Louis Tomlinson - Two Of Us
2. Jennifer Lopez/French Montana - Medicine
3. BTS/Halsey - Boy With Luv
4. SZA/The Weeknd/Travis Scott - Power Is Power
5. Kygo/Valerie Broussard – Think About You

Old Town Blurbs:

Oof, Ariana Grande - 7 Rings already has the biggest drop when it’s popular everywhere else. I do not see this song lasting us any longer, unfortunately.

Another song that I don’t see lasting any longer is Anne-Marie - 2002. It did have a good time here. As long as I want it to stay, it definitely won’t last forever.

Ava Max - Sweet Psycho should be nowhere near that #1 spot. I’m already over this song.

Maren Morris - GIRL is already flopping here. Guess what, this song actually left the countdown this week which means that only 2 of the 7 March 23 entrants remain.

Imagine Dragons - Bad Liar is getting less interesting after each listen. It’s flopping everywhere else so that’s why.

Speaking of Imagine Dragons, how the fuck is Natural still here? I think it has left every chart by now except for this one. I’m seriously sick of this song at the point that I want it to leave ASAP.

Lizzo - Juice I realized has something missing that makes it a good song.

Jonas Brothers - Sucker definitely deserves like at least 10 weeks at #1. I don’t think I’ll be getting sick of this song anytime soon.

Bebe Rexha - Last Hurrah must enter the top 10 soon.

As far as our exit goes, Grandson - Apologize would’ve been better if it wasn’t for his voice. I’d that think my dad will like a song like this. But nevertheless, this song is forgettable as hell.

Top 20 Review:

-1-Worst Song On The Countdown:

20. Lauv/Troye Sivan – I'm So Tired

0-Crap:

19. Halsey – Without Me

18. Dan + Shay – Speechless

17. Panic! At The Disco – High Hopes

1-Bad:

16. Marshmello/Bastille – Happier

2-Mediocre:

15. Ava Max – Sweet But Psycho

14. The Chainsmokers/Kelsea Ballerini – This Feeling

13. Ellie Goulding/Diplo – Close To Me

12. Panic! At The Disco – Hey Look Ma, I Made It

3-Decent:

11. Lady Gaga/Bradley Cooper – Shallow

10. The Chainsmokers/5 Seconds Of Summer - Who Do You Love

4-Good:

9. Imagine Dragons – Bad Liar

5-Great:

8. Lil Peep/iLoveMakonnen/Fall Out Boy – I've Been Waiting

7. Avril Lavigne/Nicki Minaj – Dumb Blonde

6. Alec Benjamin – Let Me Down Slowly

5. P!nk – Walk Me Home

4. Sam Smith/Normani – Dancing With A Stranger

3. Jonas Brothers – Sucker

2. Bebe Rexha – Last Hurrah

1. Ariana Grande – Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored

Total Score: 58/100

Most Missed Song: Hey Violet - Break My Heart

Throwback Pick: Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved (2002)

#1 Recommendation For Hits 1: Various Artists - Earth

Favorite Song This Week Last Year: Bebe Rexha/Florida Georgia Line - Meant To Be

Most Missed HitBound Dropout: Bebe Rexha - No Broken Hearts

Top 5 Picks:

1. Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
2. Anne-Marie - 2002
3. Ariana Grande - Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored
4. Bebe Rexha - Last Hurrah
5. Jonas Brothers - Sucker

Bottom 5 Picks:

1. Lauv/Troye Sivan - I’m So Tired
2. Halsey - Without Me
3. 5 Seconds Of Summer - Youngblood
4. Dan + Shay - Speechless
5. Lil Nas X/Billy Ray Cyrus – Old Town Road

Jonas Brothers (3) - Week Of April 13, 2019

Welcome back to my review. I had a busy week returning from spring break which is why this post is delayed. I’m sorry for the interruption tho. Let’s get into this week’s exits.

• Meghan Trainor – All The Ways (#39)
• LSD/Lil Wayne – Genius (#40)
• Madison Beer – Hurts Like Hell (#41)
• Charlie Puth – The Way I Am (#44)
• Bebe Rexha – I'm A Mess (#45)

Last Week's #1 Song: Jonas Brothers – Sucker

The Countdown

45. Khalid/Normani – Love Lies (#43)

44. Imagine Dragons – Natural (#42)

43. Post Malone/Swae Lee – Sunflower (#20)

42. Maren Morris – GIRL (#37)

41. Cardi B/Bruno Mars – Please Me (#38)

40. FLETCHER – Undrunk (DEBUT)

39. Grandson – Apologize (#31)

38. Ariana Grande – Thank U, Next (#37)

37. 5 Seconds Of Summer – Youngblood (#33)

36. Anne-Marie – 2002 (#28)

35. Jake Miller – Wait For You (#26)

34. Kelsea Ballerini – Miss Me More (#25)

33. Benny Blanco/Halsey/Khalid – Eastside (#14)

32. Marshmello/CHVRCHES – Here With Me (DEBUT)

31. Ciara – Thinkin Bout You (DEBUT)

30. Austin Brown – In Betweenin' (#22)

29. Lil Peep/iLoveMakonnen/Fall Out Boy – I've Been Waiting (#29

28. Avril Lavigne/Nicki Minaj – Dumb Blonde (DEBUT)

27. Lizzo – Juice (#34)

26. Dan + Shay – Tequila (#12)

25. Ariana Grande – Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored (DEBUT)

24. Yungblud/Halsey/Travis Barker – 11 Minutes (#27)

23. Post Malone – Wow (#36)

22. P!nk – Walk Me Home (#23)

21. Ally Brooke – Low Key (#32)

20. Twenty One Pilots – Chlorine (#19)

19. Bebe Rexha – Last Hurrah (#30)

18. Dean Lewis – Be Alright (#15)

17. Khalid – Better (#24)

16. Imagine Dragons – Bad Liar (#8)

15. Ariana Grande – 7 Rings (#11)

14. Lady Gaga/Bradley Cooper – Shallow (#17)

13. Lauv/Troye Sivan – I'm So Tired (#16)

12. Dan + Shay – Speechless (#21)

11. Sam Smith/Normani – Dancing With A Stranger (#18)

10. Panic! At The Disco – High Hopes (#13)

  9. The Chainsmokers/Kelsea Ballerini – This Feeling (#7)

  8. Alec Benjamin – Let Me Down Slowly (#4)

  7. Ellie Goulding/Diplo – Close To Me (#9)

  6. Marshmello/Bastille – Happier (#10)

  5. Halsey – Without Me (#6)

  4. The Chainsmokers/5 Seconds Of Summer – Who Do You Love (#3)

  3. Ava Max – Sweet But Psycho (#2)

  2. Panic! At The Disco – Hey Look Ma, I Made It (#4)

  1. Jonas Brothers – Sucker (#1)

#1 Song This Week One Year Ago: Zedd/Maren Morris/Grey – The Middle (6)

Biggest DROP!!!... Of The Week: Post Malone/Swae Lee – Sunflower (–23)

Biggest Jump Of The Week: Post Malone – Wow (+13)

New Entrants:

Fletcher - Undrunk is pretty catchy. As I don’t think it’s that great of a song, it’s still good. I may grow on me even more. I just need a few more listens. But to be honest, I don’t find this song lasting long on the countdown.

The next debut is Marshmello collaborating with CHVRCHES with Here With Me. It sounds a lot like Happier but better. Hopefully, this song will make Happier flop as it’s old af.

Ciara sounds kinda like Ariana Grande. However, she’s not as good of a singer. Thinkin’ Bout You is great though but it could be better. I have a feeling that it won’t be too long before I get sick of it. We’ll see how long it’ll last.

Avril Lavigne/Nicki Minaj - Dumb Blonde better than Tell Me It’s Over but not by much. I’m also glad that the return of Nicki worked out for me. He verse is great. The chorus is catchy and pretty fun.

Now, we’ll save the best for last. Ariana Grande - Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored is nowhere near as good as 7 Rinhs but it’s still great. I love Ariana Grande ever since from the beginning. She usually never disappoints me. And as for anyone that thinks that Ariana is a bad rapper, I don’t think the same way.

Best Debut: Ariana Grande - Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored

HitBound:

• Lil Nas X/Billy Ray Cyrus – Old Town Road (DEBUT)
• Billie Eilish – Bury A Friend
• NOTD/Felix Jaehn/Captain Cuts/Georgia Ku – So Close
• BTS/Halsey – Boy With Luv (DEBUT)
• lovelytheband – Maybe, I'm Afraid
• MAX/Quinn XCII – Love Me Less
• Ava Max – So Am I
• Jonas Brothers – Cool
• Panic! At The Disco – Dancing's Not A Crime
• Alec Benjamin – If We Have Each Other (DEBUT)
• Kygo/Valerie Broussard – Think About You
• Jordan McGraw – Flexible
• Jennifer Lopez/French Montana – Medicine (DEBUT)
• Louis Tomlinson – Two Of Us
• The Chainsmokers – Kills You Slowly (DEBUT)

Lil Nas X can’t sing, Boy With Luv Is a huge step up from Fake Love, If We Have Each Other is only okay, Medicine is catchy, and Kills You Slowly is pretty generic.

Top 5 HitBound:

1. LouisTomlinson - Two Of Us
2. BTS/Halsey - Boy Wit Luv
3. Jennifer Lopez/French Montana - Medicine
4. Kygo/Valerie Broussard - Think About You
5. Panic! At The Disco - Dancing’s Not A Crime

Break Up With Your Blurber, I’m Bored:

I have a strong feeling that this may actually be the end for Anne-Marie - 2002. Thank you for your time on the countdown.

Despite having 5 exits this week and other saying that this week is great, I disagree with them.

I’m starting to gain interest back in Lady Gaga/Bradley Cooper - Shallow. I don’t know if this song will be any better now. It’ll just stay blue for now.

Ariana Grande - 7 Rings should not be dropping! This song deserves to stay a lot longer and shouldn’t leave before Thank U, Next.

Also, Post Malone - Wow shouldn’t be having the biggest jump. This song doesn’t wow me at all. It’s another generic Post song.

I’m continuing to lose interest in Grandson - Apologize.

How the fuck did Khalid/Normani - Love Lies and Imagine Dragons - Natural survive a 5 exit week? I mean they used to be good songs, but they’re soooooo old.

I actually grew into Lizzo - Juice.

I forgot that Jake Miller - Wait For You was still on the countdown. That song is forgettable as hell. I really don’t know when it’s going to leave at this point.

As far as the exits go, what a short run for Meghan Trainor - All The Ways, LSD/Lil Wayne - Genius, and Madison Beer - Hurts Like Hell. Genius was only good and HLH is great. However, I’m very sad that ATW left along with I’m A Mess. Both of these songs are amazing and they’ll definitely be missed by me. The only exit I’m actually happy about is Charli Puth - The Way I Am. It’s so old at this point and it finally left us thank God.

Top 20 Review:

-1-Worst Song On The Countdown:

20. Lauv/Troye Sivan – I'm So Tired

0-Crap:

19. Halsey – Without Me

18. Dan + Shay – Speechless

17. Panic! At The Disco – High Hopes

1-Bad:

16. Marshmello/Bastille – Happier

15. Twenty One Pilots – Chlorine

2-Mediocre:

14. The Chainsmokers/Kelsea Ballerini – This Feeling

13. Ava Max – Sweet But Psycho

12. Khalid – Better

11. Dean Lewis – Be Alright

10. Ellie Goulding/Diplo – Close To Me

9. Panic! At The Disco – Hey Look Ma, I Made It

3-Decent:

8. Lady Gaga/Bradley Cooper – Shallow

7. The Chainsmokers/5 Seconds Of Summer – Who Do You Love

4-Good:
NONE

5-Great:

6. Imagine Dragons – Bad Liar

5. Alec Benjamin – Let Me Down Slowly

4. Sam Smith/Normani – Dancing With A Stranger

3. Jonas Brothers – Sucker 

2. Bebe Rexha – Last Hurrah

6-Best Song On The Countdown:

1. Ariana Grande – 7 Rings

Total Score: 49/100

Most Missed Song: Meghan Trainor - All The Ways

Throwback Pick: Flo Rida/T-Pain - Low (2008)

#1 Recommendation For Hits 1: Avicii/Aloe Blacc - SOS

Favorite Song This Week Last Year: Bebe Rexha/Florida Georgia Line - Meant To Be

Most Missed HitBound Dropout: Becky G - Cant Stop Dancin’

Top 5 Picks:

1. Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
2. Anne-Marie - 2002
3. Bebe Rexha - Last Hurrah
4. Jonas Brothers - Sucker
5. Ariana Grande - Break Up Woth Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored

Bottom 5 Picks:

1. Lauv/Troye Sivan - I’m So Tired
2. Halsey - Without Me
3. Dan + Shay - Speechless
4. Panic! At The Disco - High Hopes
5. 5 Seconds Of Summer - Youngblood