DNCE (#3), Week Of May 7, 2016 and Twenty One Pilots (#5), Week Of April 30, 2016

Hey, I'm back with the worst week ever in Hits 1 this year. One reason why is that there's no exits so let's get right to it.

Last Week's #1 Song: Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out

The Countdown:

45. G-Eazy/Bebe Rexha - Me, Myself, & I (23) That was stupid.

44. Coldplay - Adventure Of A Lifetime (#45)

43. Ellie Goulding - Something In The Way You Move (#27)

42. One Direction - Drag Me Down (#43) I'm gonna drag you down to leave.

41. Jason Derulo - Get Ugly (#42) Get out!

40. Grace - You Don't Own Me (#31) But you stay.

39. Rihanna/Drake - Work (#44)

38. We The Kings - The Story Of Tonight (#28)

37. Selena Gomez - Same Old Love (#37)

36. Rachel Platten - Stand By You (#41)

35. Shawn Mendes/Camila Cabello - I Know What You Did Last Summer (#34) Stay as long as you'd like.

34. Adele - Hello (#33)

33. Taylor Swift - Out Of The Woods (#30) Drop more!

32. Ellie Goulding - On My Mind (#39) Wrong way!

31. Nick Jonas/Tove Lo - Close (#40)

30. Justin Bieber - Sorry (#32)

29. X Ambassadors - Unsteady (#26)

28. The Chainsmokers/ROZES - Roses (#18) Please leave or else.

27. P!NK - Just Like Fire (#38)

26. Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself (#15)

25. Fall Out Boy/Demi Lovato - Irresistible (#22) Stop it with your love for Fall Out Boy and let this song leave.

24. Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman (#20) Wrong way!

23. Tryon - Somebody To Love Me (#25) Exit path is dropping the countdown.

22. One Direction - History (#11) You shouldn't be dropping.

21. Zara Larasson/MNEK - Never Forget You (#35) Yes!

20. Zayn Malik - Pillowtalk (#7)

19. Gwen Stefani - Make Me Like You (#17)

18. Twenty One Pilots - Ride (#19)

17. Charlie Puth - One Call Away (#36) You shouldn't be jumping.

16. Mike Posner/SeeB - I Took A Pill In Ibiza (#16)

15. James Bay - Let It Go (#24) This song is getting repetitive.

14. Fifth Harmony - Work From Home (#10) Get used to being in the top 10.

13. Elle King - America's Sweetheart (#14)

12. One Direction - Perfect (#21)

11. 5SOS - Jet Black Heart (#9)

10. Taylor Swift - New Romantics (#13) Wrong timing!

9. Demi Lovato - Confident (#29) #nowords #notokay

8. Panic! At The Disco - Victorious (#12)

7. Justin Bieber - Love Yourself (#6)

6. Lukas Graham - 7 Years (#5)

5. Troye Sivan - Youth (#4)

4. Flo Rida - My House (#3) Please move down!

3. Meghan Trainor - No (#8)

2. Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out (#1)

1. DNCE - Cake By The Ocean (#2) [3rd Week At #1] Why?

Last Year's #1: WALK THE MOON - Shut Up And Dance (Yes I still hate it.)

Biggest DROP!: G-Eazy/Bebe Rexha - Me, Myself, & I (-22)

Biggest Jump: Demi Lovato - Confident (+20)

Never Blurbed You:

• Both the Biggest DROP! and Biggest Jump were beyond annoying.

• Also what's beyond annoying is that we have literally no exits when Hits 1 is so behind.

• I really thought about putting Demi Lovato - Confident in orange after that enormous jump, but I hate Jason Derulo - Get Ugly so much, ugh.

• Only 20% of the songs in the Top 10 are good, the rest are either okay, bad, or old.

• This was the 2nd worst week in Hits 1 weekend countdown history with the 1st being 01/26/13.

• Hits 1, I'm yearning for a 7 exit week next week.

• One of the Ellie Goulding and One Direction songs, took wrong paths because of Hits 1's rule, please get rid of this rule because this is another thing that is beyond annoying.

• Fifth Harmony - Work From Home leaving the top 10 is another thing that is beyond annoying.

• And another thing that's beyond annoying is DNCE - Cake By The Ocean taking the crown again.

• Twenty One Pilots - Ride and Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out need to switch places to make me happy.

Most Missed Song: Echosmith - Bright

Countdown Grade: F (47%)

Top 5 Picks:

1. Tie: Fifth Harmony - Work From Home

1. Tie: Zara Larasson/MNEK - Never Forget You

3. Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman

4. Mike Posner - I Took A Pill In Ibiza

5. Twenty One Pilots - Ride

I'm going to do last week's as well since I forgot to do it. The song colors are based on my opinion last week, not this week.

This week was okay I guess. Now before we get to this week's (last week's) Fresh 45, here's the drop-outs.

• 1 The Weeknd - In The Night (#29)
• 3 Dawin - Dessert (#35)
• 2 Daya - Hide Away (#43)

Last Week's #1 Song: Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out

The Countdown:

45. Coldplay - Adventure Of A Lifetime (#44)

44. Rihanna/Drake - Work (#41)

43. One Direction - Drag Me Down (#42)

42. Jason Derulo - Get Ugly (#45) LEAVE OR I'M GONNA LOSE IT!

41. Rachel Platten - Stand By You (#38)

40. Nick Jonas/Tove Lo - Close (DEBUT)

39. Ellie Goulding - On My Mind (#33)

38. P!NK - Just Like Fire (DEBUT)

37. Selena Gomez - Same Old Love (#39)

36. Charlie Puth - One Call Away (#40)

35. Zara Larsson/MNEK - Never Forget You  (DEBUT)

34. Shawn Mendes/Camila Cabello - I Know What You Did Last Summer (#34)

33. Adele - Hello (#30)

32. Justin Bieber - Sorry (#36)

31. Grace - You Don't Own Me (#32)

30. Taylor Swift - Out Of The Woods (#24)

29. Demi Lovato - Confident (#31)

28. We The Kings - The Story Of Tonight (#27)

27. Ellie Goulding - Something In The Way You Move (#20)

26. X Ambassadors - Unsteady (#25)

25. Tryon - Somebody To Love Me (#26)

24. James Bay - Let It Go (#18)

23. G-Eazy/Bebe Rexha - Me, Myself, & I (#16)

22. Fall Out Boy/Demi Lovato - Irresistible (#11)

21. One Direction - Perfect (#9)

20. Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman (#22)

19. Twenty One Pilots - Ride (#21)

18. The Chainsmokers/ROZES - Roses (#10)

17. Gwen Stefani - Make Me Like You (#28)

16. Mike Posner/SeeB - I Took A Pill In Ibiza (#37)

15. Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself (#3)

14. Elle King - America's Sweetheart (#23)

13. Taylor Swift - New Romantics (#14)

12. Panic! At The Disco - Victorious (#15)

11. One Direction - History (#19)

10. Fifth Harmony - Work From Home (#12) Finally!

9. 5 Seconds Of Summer - Jet Black Heart (#13)

8. Meghan Trainor - No (#17)

7. Zayn Malik - Pillowtalk (#4)

6. Justin Bieber - Love Yourself (#7)

5. Lukas Graham - 7 Years (#8)

4. Troye Sivan - Youth (#5)

3. Flo Rida - My House (#6)

2. DNCE - Cake By The Ocean (#2)

1. Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out (#1) [5th Week At #1]

#1 Song This Week Last Year: Maroon 5 - Sugar

Biggest DROP! Of The Week: Tie Between One Direction - Perfect And Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself (-12)

Biggest Jump Of The Week: Mike Posner - I Took A Pill In Ibiza (+21)

New Entrants:

P!NK - Just Like Fire is a pretty decent song. Let's see if I'll get sick of it or not.

Nick Jonas/Tove Lo - Close is also pretty decent. Them together makes the song really good.

The best for last entrants has to be Zara Larasson/MNEK - Never Forget You. This songs is beyond amazing.

Just Like Blurbers:

• One Direction - Perfect and Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself both had the Biggest Drop! but their older songs that are respectively Drag Me Down and Same Old Love are still here.

• Jason Derulo - Get Ugly needs to get off because it's making the countdown *Get Ugly.

*See what I did there.

• I thing it was bad timing for Meghan Trainor - No to reach the top 10 this week.

• Speaking of the top 10, Fifth Harmony - Work From Home finally made it there.

• Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out needs to exit that #1 spot now became I'm starting to get sick of it.

• Gwen Stefani - Make Me Like You isn't going to last very long.

• This is the first week since March 14, 2015 that a song by The Weeknd isn't on the countdown.

• Dawin - Dessert deserved to leave because it was on the YouTube 15 for way to long.

• We've had a Fall Out Boy song on the countdown like forever so Irresistible needs to leave soon.

• Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman and G-Eazy/Bebe Rexha - Me, Myself, and I should be in the top 10 right now and not in the 20's.

• Charlie Puth - One Call Away should be out by now.